Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.
Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.
These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.
Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.
These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.
Woodland Creature
Wait, how do I subscribe to Cat Facts Daily? I already torment my friends and family with Sloth Facts Daily. (Do you know that they only come down from their trees to go to the bathroom once a week and they mate by rubbing their butts together in a tree for only five seconds?! True stories.)
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I love that I can text this photo of me (I’m the one on the left and I’m not naked, I swear) to my brother with the note, “Do you like Baaaileeey’s?” and he knows exactly what I’m talking about.
