Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.

These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.

Woodland Creature

Lost pigeon!

Lost pigeon!

Source: evgrieve.com


signs nyc east village LOL birds pigeons

Pericolo di morte.
(Taken with instagram)

Pericolo di morte.

(Taken with instagram)


italy landscapes signs skulls death basilicata

I could not find the Zoolander Store. :( I hope it sells tiny buildings for ants.

(Taken with instagram)

I could not find the Zoolander Store. :( I hope it sells tiny buildings for ants.

(Taken with instagram)


italy salerno signs stores zoolander wtf

Mamma mia, indeed.

(Taken with instagram)

Mamma mia, indeed.

(Taken with instagram)


italy salerno signs circuses kids

Ha. Note to self: check this out later.
(Taken with instagram)

Ha. Note to self: check this out later.

(Taken with instagram)


dating signs nyc east village

For some reason, my brain keeps reading this Ukrainian sign as, “Anus Cream.”
(Taken with instagram)

For some reason, my brain keeps reading this Ukrainian sign as, “Anus Cream.”

(Taken with instagram)


signs east village NYC LOL ukrainian

This is what we call an “East Village welcome.”

This is what we call an “East Village welcome.”

Source: evgrieve.com


nyc east village LOL starbucks coffee signs leonardo dicaprio memes

Stop it.

Stop it.

Source: divisionoflabor.com


twitter signs art LOL

GIVE ME BACK MY MAGIC STONES AND SACRED ITEMS!

GIVE ME BACK MY MAGIC STONES AND SACRED ITEMS!

Source: evgrieve.com


east village NYC signs WTF

neighborhoodr-eastvillage:

Spotted on St. Mark’s Place.

I love my neighborhood. A lot. Also, how would you really stop him? If he starts to drop a deuce in a doorway, I will be vacating the premises.

neighborhoodr-eastvillage:

Spotted on St. Mark’s Place.

I love my neighborhood. A lot. Also, how would you really stop him? If he starts to drop a deuce in a doorway, I will be vacating the premises.

Source: neighborhoodr-eastvillage


east village poop signs LOL WTF

ETCETERA theme by Hrrrthrrr