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Woodland Creature
My brother discovers that challah is not only delicious, but also makes an excellent pillow.
(Taken with instagram)
nick challah bread food
Important Emails I Have Recently Sent to My Brother
“Is it true that armadillos always give birth to identical triplets?”
“Did you know Bob Marley’s dad was a British white guy?”
“Should I be concerned about an impending animal uprising?”
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A Short Story
A boy and his father sat on a low concrete wall that ran the perimeter of a park. Two old men sat across the way, not far enough where their features could not be seen in detail. One wore an elongated mask of a face, dull eyes staring listlessly into nothingness, and mouth drooping ever downwards. The other shone with a glimmer and keenly looked about, sitting erect. The men looked identical, for they were twin brothers, but the young boy noted the difference and asked his father why.
“Boy,” said the father, “Though those two men started life the same, only one has truly lived.”
The boy did not sleep that night, restless in his dreams to live.
My brother is such a good writer.
nick writing stories life
“Your brother in a tree cutting branches.”
-Text from my mom, at home in Connecticut
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Inspired by this portrait series, I photoshopped my brother’s face merged with mine and created a scary Galellabeast.
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