Woodland Creature

Party nailz!!!

Seasonally appropriate nailz.

Silver glitter French tips. These are already starting to peel but at least they looked okay for five seconds.

(Did you know that my beloved Sally Hansen Salon Effects now come in FRENCH TIPS? Oh, heck yes. They’re more difficult to apply than regular Salon Effects but less difficult than any other French manicure situation.)

Unintentionally matchy, with royal blue + sparkle. I’m like the Chanukah Fairy!

Interesting manicure in a MAC ad. Is this gonna be the new nail trend?

I’ve been waiting to bust out these holiday nailz for MONTHS!

Christmas-tree hands?

Gold vines are sorta holidayish?

Theme for today: life cleanup. You know it’s rill bad when my nails and apartment look like this.

Pretending this is a normal-sized Pop-Tart and I’m just a giant. (It’s really from a bag of Pop-Tarts Mini Crisps, which is only 100 calories per bag, which means it’s yummy diet food.)

(Taken with Instagram)