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Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other

AKRON, OH—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of five female friends spent a wild night on the town Saturday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living shit out of each other.

Confirming the women get together at least once a month for an all-out, anything-goes session of nonjudgmental reassurances, 28-year-old Sarah Dotson said the evening quickly turned into ”a total rager,” with the friends sharing excessive amounts of admiration, empathy, and encouragement for one another.

“The entire night we just went balls out with the confidence-boosting,” Dotson said of the gathering, adding that by 10 p.m. she had already partaken in seven or eight mutual expressions of positive regard. ”It was completely insane. We bolstered the shit out of Kelly’s self-esteem, and by the time the check came, we had her shouting that her boss was a huge asshole for not recognizing all her hard work and giving her that promotion.”

“We just kept telling her how fucking talented and beautiful she was until eventually the restaurant had to ask us to leave,” Dotson added.

Hahaha I love this. It reminds me of ladybrunches with Kate, KJ, Jill and Marie!


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Please let the record show that, although I unfortunately have not been blessed with the face of Good Girl Gina, I do all of these things. References provided upon request.

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The Autumn of Joan Didion

What Didion wrote about were the exquisitely tender and often deeply melancholy feelings that are such a large part of the inner lives of women and especially of very young women—and girls—who are leaving behind the uncomplicated, romance-drenched state of youth and coming to terms with what comes next….

Didion is the writer who expressed most eloquently the eternal-girl impulse, the one that follows us into adulthood: the desire to retreat to our room, to close the door, to spend some time alone with our thoughts and our feelings.

Maybe the reason I like Didion is because I’m an eternal girl?


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It’s not that I even want him, I just don’t like the idea that I couldn’t have him if I wanted to.
Terrible girl at the table next to me at dinner last night


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drinkyourjuice:

urlesque:

@JennaMarbles teaches ladies how to get ready for a date.

She’s kind of hit or miss, but when she talks about being a chick I love Jenna Marbles unironically.

Aaagree. I also enjoyed this one. And I want to dognap her puppehs.

Source: urlesque


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I Kind of Hate the Nail Salon

Wait, so do ladies actually enjoy going to the nail salon? Because I think it’s mad boring. It’s a chore, like shaving my legs. (Or paying a stranger to shave my legs.) 

Also, massages? I do not enjoy them, either. I only get them when my shoulder/back muscles are screaming in pain and I can’t really move without discomfort. But I don’t actually like having a middle-aged lady prod me and grab my muffin-top fat and move it around and then punch me in the back. Also, is there a pressure point where your neck meets your shoulder that makes you feel like puking when someone rubs it too hard? Because that happened.

I know, this begs the question of why I even go, then. I like having nicely painted nails because it makes me feel like more of a lady — a “put-together” one, even — when I know I’m really more of a non-girly goofball who lives in a hobo cave the size of an Alcatraz jail cell. Also, they do a really good job of trimming my cuticles and those things can get painful if you don’t keep them in check.


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I don’t swing that way, but Claire looks like an awesome chick. Just sayin’. Get on it, dudes.

I don’t swing that way, but Claire looks like an awesome chick. Just sayin’. Get on it, dudes.

Source: newyork.timeout.com


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Trying to make #girlproblems happen because the racial implications of #whitegirlproblems make me uncomfortable. It’s not about race, it’s about privilege and banality and being high-maintenance and self-centered.

Trying to make #girlproblems happen because the racial implications of #whitegirlproblems make me uncomfortable. It’s not about race, it’s about privilege and banality and being high-maintenance and self-centered.

Source: twitter.com


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Elizabeth Berkley Celebrates Girl Power in New Book ‘Ask Elizabeth’
I adore Elizabeth Berkley. I met her back in 2006, when she attended an event for one of my clients, and she was probably the kindest celebrity I’ve ever met. She’s one of those people who, when they say, “How are you?” they seem like they really want to hear your answer. I only felt a little awkward because I have seen her boobs.

Elizabeth Berkley Celebrates Girl Power in New Book ‘Ask Elizabeth’

I adore Elizabeth Berkley. I met her back in 2006, when she attended an event for one of my clients, and she was probably the kindest celebrity I’ve ever met. She’s one of those people who, when they say, “How are you?” they seem like they really want to hear your answer. I only felt a little awkward because I have seen her boobs.

Source: radaronline.com


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