Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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My brother discovers that challah is not only delicious, but also makes an excellent pillow.
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My brother discovers that challah is not only delicious, but also makes an excellent pillow.

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I could eat a 10-gallon pail full of these. And not even feel bad, ‘cause they’re green.
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I could eat a 10-gallon pail full of these. And not even feel bad, ‘cause they’re green.

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I liked this GoPicnic meal a lot, except for the dry-roasted edamame. That stuff tastes like acorns. Only 400 calories for the whole box.
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I liked this GoPicnic meal a lot, except for the dry-roasted edamame. That stuff tastes like acorns. Only 400 calories for the whole box.

(Want more yummy diet food?)

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I wish I had room in my suitcase to smuggle many of these back to the U.S. They’re like extra-awesome Cheez-Its. 

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I wish I had room in my suitcase to smuggle many of these back to the U.S. They’re like extra-awesome Cheez-Its.

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Pigeon pizza party!
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Pigeon pizza party!

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Tonight’s dinner.

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Tonight’s dinner.

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This Italian pastry makes me feel uncomfortable. 

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This Italian pastry makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Best pizza I’ve ever had — gorgonzola, mushroom & nuts!

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Best pizza I’ve ever had — gorgonzola, mushroom & nuts!

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Today’s lunch: pasta, tiramisu in a teacup.
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Today’s lunch: pasta, tiramisu in a teacup.

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$40 worth of amazing food that I was force-fed at Dino e Toni tonight. There’s no menu, they just keep bringing you stuff. My diet is clearly shot.
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$40 worth of amazing food that I was force-fed at Dino e Toni tonight. There’s no menu, they just keep bringing you stuff. My diet is clearly shot.

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