Perfect summer morning in the East Village.
Metaphor for something probably. #nyc #eastvillage
Uhh, I don’t think I’d stick around after the mimosa…
Rip my heart out, why don’t you?
Oh hey, my ride’s here.
Sooo close! #youhadonejob
Someone in my building is a genius who I need to befriend.
Valentine’s Day encouragement(?) parked in front of my apartment.
Wait, is this battery even real?! #defnotDuracell
“There are 19 burgers!” “I feel like you need to Instagram that.”
Guess who’s back assholes