Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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My sleepy babycat, Emily.
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My sleepy babycat, Emily.

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Cute valentine from my mom and dad. Inside, it says, “Ruv roo!”
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Cute valentine from my mom and dad. Inside, it says, “Ruv roo!”

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Above: puppy. Below: two bros having a grape-squishing contest.

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Above: puppy. Below: two bros having a grape-squishing contest.

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Jesus’s pets.

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Jesus’s pets.

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Grrrr.
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Grrrr.

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I want a badass lion doorbell like this for my apartment.
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I want a badass lion doorbell like this for my apartment.

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Maddie the Huge pup has such a sweet little face.
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Maddie the Huge pup has such a sweet little face.

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Ziggy the adorable dachshund, scampering around the Huge office!
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Ziggy the adorable dachshund, scampering around the Huge office!

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Can you spot the squirrels?! Love my new iPhone wallpaper.

Can you spot the squirrels?! Love my new iPhone wallpaper.


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I mean, really, how could I resist? These pups did me dirty, though.  (Taken with instagram)

I mean, really, how could I resist? These pups did me dirty, though. (Taken with instagram)


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