Posts Tagged "TV"

Just a li’l something I’ve been working on at my job. Watch out, Jimmy Fallon…the Cap’n is making it happen on the late-night talk show scene!

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Me IRL.

Me IRL.

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How I watched the entire season one finale of Homeland (i.e. terrified of seeing everyone get asploded).

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Best weekend plans.

(Taken with Instagram)

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I cannot wait to watch this show. TLC just keeps getting better and better. Abe is kind of adorable and I love his Pennsylvania Dutch accent. It reminds me of some of my relatives.

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Me taking the subway home from work. (That’s my train! And my station!)

Me taking the subway home from work. (That’s my train! And my station!)

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I wish this was a real game show so bad. I wonder what my baggages would be…

[Update: Thanks to Nina for blowing my mind by telling me it IS a real show. I don’t have a TV, so sometimes I don’t know things. It seemed too unbelievable to be real, so I didn’t even bother googling it!]

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“Girls” Talk With My Mom: Episode 2

I make my 59-year-old mom watch Girls and then talk to me about it. We’re only on episode two and she already finds it bafflingly depressing.

Mom: This is all so dysfunctional. I don’t like any of these girls. Do 20-somethings really talk like that?

Me: Okay, you don’t like the girls but you seem to like Charlie, right?

Mom: Yeah, but he’s too weak. He shouldn’t worry so much about pleasing someone else. He’s one of those guys that any girl would hope to find.

Me: But he’s kind of a doormat. 

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This chart is a cute idea although, of course, opinions vary. I was surprised that Ray turned out to seem like a somewhat decent guy by the end of the season. I’m not sure why the chart claims that he wasn’t in the first episode, because he was—he brought the opium to the dinner party (and reminded my mom of Woody Allen). It doesn’t really matter, though, because his likability was a zero, anyway.

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Woodland Creature

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Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.

These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.

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