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December 20, 2008: Blog like a parody of yourself day

Because today is apparently Blog Like a Parody of Yourself Day, here goes:

OMG, woodland creatures/puppies/kitties/babies are sooo cute! Do you like these shoes I just got on sale? Segways are perpetually hilarious. My mom is silly. I really like/want this funny/cute T-shirt I bought/want to buy. Random quote from New York magazine. Amusing nerd comic. Stupid people/celebrities are funny. This person’s outfit is ridonkulous. Hugh Jackman is supergay. My roommate(s) just said something entertaining. I’m obsessed with this song and just listened to it 40 times in a row…here it is, so it hopefully gets stuck in your head, too. Check out this ridiculous viral video.

Aaand scene.

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December 20, 2008
  1. gkojay reblogged this from squashed
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    quote reblog love quote omg school is so hard omg omg omg...school blahblah blah teenage...
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    TINA FEY IS AWESOME, 30 ROCK quote, I LOVE PUSHING DAISIES, OMFG Gossip Girl, guess what effing happened to me today,...
  4. pyoko reblogged this from squashed and added:
    i’m seven years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. kellyreeves reblogged this from squashed and added:
    Cat photo. Cute kittens. Cute cat video. Reblog...something from Urlesque. More cats....
  6. rand0mflora reblogged this from squashed and added:
    Alrighty, here we go: Man, I’m crazy and I’m depressed, but...what? I’m gonna post...
  7. sarahluz reblogged this from sade and added:
    Creeeeepy we are essentially the same person. Mine would probably go a little something like this: Rundown of things I...
  8. how-to-kiss-distinctly-american reblogged this from sade and added:
    Lots and lots of unnecessary fucking swearing and tons of the most amazing glorious hyperbole and fantastic adjectives!...
  9. justsayjolie reblogged this from caro and added:
    mean yeah, I’d totally be up for doing this whole “blog like...yourself” thing but ummm…?...
  10. woodlandcreature reblogged this from caro and added:
    Because today is apparently Blog Like...Yourself Day, here goes: OMG, woodland...
  11. thiserikalife reblogged this from caro and added:
    omg this song! omg...montreal! omg joey! reblog katie/jeanne! shirtdress! shirtdress!...
  12. caro reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Did you hear the one about Krucoff...the oven mitts? Oh, and I took a picture of myself...
  13. andrewgraham reblogged this from squashed and added:
    In retrospect, it was apropos because he used to teach in prisons. Some students slept, some stared out the window. One...
  14. squashed reblogged this from jeffmiller and added:
    jeffmiller writes:...don’t think Jeff quite understands the beauty of the collective. In...
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    collegehumor reblogs. paul rudd! indie music! old music. paul rudd. CUTE ANIMALS! babies! Clothes. funny videos. paul...
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    reblog, reblog, reblog, picture of snow in NYC, reblog, reblog, CHANEL, LINDSAY LOHAN, CHANEL, graffiti art, CHUCK BASS,...
  17. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Several reblogs of stuff that happened while I’m asleep, black & white photo of myself with self-depricating caption...
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    Another amazing photo! And check...awesome new web app that I’ll never use! You try it!...
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