Let's Agree to Disagree

  1. Me: Oh my God, look at that guy's handlebar mustache.
  2. Karen: I wanna motorboat it.
  3. Me: I wanna shave it off in his sleep.
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Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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