I’m not really worried about these homophobic idiots eating at Chick-fil-A, when they’re all going to die of heart disease in five years or less, probably? Ain’t that just like those right-wing doofuses, “protesting” gay marriage by stuffing their faces with fried chicken and waffle fries. If they actually had more than half a brain, they’d be lining up to eat kale or some shit.

I’m not really worried about these homophobic idiots eating at Chick-fil-A, when they’re all going to die of heart disease in five years or less, probably? Ain’t that just like those right-wing doofuses, “protesting” gay marriage by stuffing their faces with fried chicken and waffle fries. If they actually had more than half a brain, they’d be lining up to eat kale or some shit.

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Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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