Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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I read Kelly Cutrone’s If You Have to Cry, Go Outside today and it was pretty great. She is so awesome-but-bonkers and her book is hilarious. Lady has lived a cuh-raaazy life and her adventures include:

Almost being murdered by her first husband and then becoming close friends with him years later
Reading tarot cards on the boardwalk to make a living
Having a spiritual awakening that involves a crazy hobo visiting her motel room, where she hallucinates an image of her spiritual guru’s face
Doing a buttload of drugs
Trying to pee by the side of the West Side Highway while in labor

But she came out of it pretty baller and lady does not take anyone’s shit or live by anyone else’s rules, which I admire.

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