Woodland Creature

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20 Oct

Things I Bought That I Love: BCBG Leopard Pencil Skirt

When I was in high school, and all the girls wanted to get their prom dresses from Betsey Johnson, I went to Cache in the mall. Cache is a chain boutique filled with dresses and skirt suits for aging tarts. It’s the kind of store low-rent Mob Wives might go to, or where Meredith Palmer from The Office might go in her dreams. Cache is full of aqua lace, strapless taffeta party dresses, and more animal prints than the San Diego Zoo. And I love that stuff. Always have. I loved shopping for my prom dress while staring at leathery decolletage of divorcees. 

I got my prom dress at Cache, too! I also overplucked my eyebrows back in 2003.

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    overplucked my eyebrows back
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    THIS IS EVERYTHING.
  8. youlikemealready reblogged this from theconcernsofmindykaling and added:
    got my junior prom dress from Cache....silk taffeta, skin-tight, strapless,
  9. schrockingerite reblogged this from molls and added:
    I agree. Been rocking animal prints since 4th grade and nooooo one can stop me!!
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    amina “leopard...my favorite color” sow.
  12. dearsunexplode reblogged this from molls and added:
    probably mostly because i am high after reading this i went to forever21.com and did a search for leopard print and...
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    Universe? Hi. I have...friend out there.
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    aging tart needs.
  16. molls reblogged this from theconcernsofmindykaling and added:
    agree wholeheartedly, Mindy Kaling. About everything you said....winter formal dress