July 2011
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Rise If You Must: Five Things I Want You To Know →
I was throwing up between cars on a train between Berlin and Warsaw when I first realized that I was in love with the wrong woman.
Realizing that you’ve fallen in love with the wrong person is worse than falling out of love. It’s worse than being rejected. It’s worse than feeling alone.
You feel trapped. Trapped by the person you are in love with. But mostly trapped by yourself. You’re the...
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2011 Great Male Survey Results →
Fun facts about American men from AskMen.com’s survey of 70,000 dudes:
30% don’t want to get married
34% won’t bother pursuing a woman they can’t see themselves marrying
48% would dump their girlfriend if she got fat
23% “have no sex life” (tough break, bro)
49% have lied about the number of sex partners they’ve had
55% think it’s okay to pay...
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Would You Rather Date A Finance Guy Or A Musician? →
Having dated both, finance bros all the way. I am not ashamed.
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“My perfect job would entail spending the day in a cushiony room, napping with...”
– Samantha Bee in I Know I Am, But What Are You? [Me too!!!]
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Why I'm Not Working This Summer →
“Because I procrastinated too much while I was partying during the last semester and now I’m bragging about it on the Huffington Post! But don’t worry, I’m going to volunteer on a farm in Hawaii for a couple hours a day and work on my killer tan every afternoon instead. Why does everyone think NYU kids are the worst?”
(I worked throughout my entire time at NYU,...
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“I do have a couple of rules governing my choice of partner. One is that you may...”
– Samantha Bee in I Know I Am, But What Are You? [Agree on both counts.]
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What Your First Screen Crush Says About You →
Stars from Team Sports Movies (Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez, Devon Sawa in Little Giants, Adam Banks from The Mighty Ducks, Thomas Ian Nicholas in Rookie of the Year) You’ve dated many douchebags, but don’t worry. If one of them finds a piece of clothing that another left at your place, he’ll think its his. Pastel colored polo shirt, right? Size large? Yeah,...
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“When you love someone who suffers from the disease of addiction you await the...”
– Russell Brand [I know this, and yet it does not stop me from trying.]
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Anonymous asked: i was googling "it's my blog's birthday" and saw your post about how tumblr emailed you about the anniversary of your blog. how did you get it to email you because it never notifies me of my blog's birthday? do you have a certain setting turned on? =/
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West Coast - Coconut Records
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I Kind of Hate the Nail Salon
Wait, so do ladies actually enjoy going to the nail salon? Because I think it’s mad boring. It’s a chore, like shaving my legs. (Or paying a stranger to shave my legs.)
Also, massages? I do not enjoy them, either. I only get them when my shoulder/back muscles are screaming in pain and I can’t really move without discomfort. But I don’t actually like having a middle-aged...
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“One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate...”
– Former Harvard President Larry Summers, on the Winklevi
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Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People
Stuck in my...
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