June 2011
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 30th
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“I certainly don’t raise my kids the same was [as my character does]. I am...”
– Brad Pitt, who probably thinks “formidable” means “formative”
May 30th
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doree: I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how people I’ve never met know a lot more about me than I do about them, and then when I meet them IRL there’s necessarily a bit of an imbalance. And they expect me to be a certain way, or say certain things, or basically to be the person they have assumed I am based on their reading of my Tumblr. It’s not that that person...
May 30th
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Pros and Cons of Dating in NYC →
When you have a favorite block, or restaurant, or bar, or neighborhood, it’s expected that you’ll share them with the person you’re dating. In turn, they’ll take you to their places. And you’ll create memories in those places. It’s all very romantic. Eventually, you’ll break up; you’ll meet someone new who will take you to different places. And then one day, you’ll be walking down St....
May 30th
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“Self-respect can be something that’s innate but it can also develop with age....”
– Ryan O’Connell
May 30th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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He Has a Flip Phone That He Never Turns On
Me: [Something about mobile apps.]
Dad: You might as well be talking about spaceships right now.
May 28th
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STUDY: Men Prefer Woman Who Use "Guy Humor" →
Here are the key takeaways from the study: Guys enjoy sarcastic women Men prefer women who use “guy humor” – sarcastic, juvenile, geeky or raw Sounds like I’d clean up on eHarmony…
May 27th
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Study: All American Problems Could Be Solved By... →
A study published Thursday by psychologists at the University of North Carolina concluded that all American problems—from stuck jacket zippers to the national debt—could be solved if citizens just stopped, took a deep breath, and thought for two seconds before they acted. “We found that in 93 percent of cases, a positive outcome could have been achieved if Americans simply splashed a...
May 27th
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May 27th
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WatchWatch
How am I supposed to not enjoy Kanye West when he raps about boat shoes and makes a genius pun (“If you fall on the concrete, that’s yo’ ass fault”) in the very same song?
May 27th
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May 27th
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Two New York City Police Officers Acquitted of... →
Two New York City police officers were found not guilty on Thursday of raping of a drunken woman who had been helped into her apartment by the officers while on patrol…. The jury convicted both officers of official misconduct for entering the woman’s apartment, but found them not guilty of all other charges, including burglary and falsifying business records. The officers had both...
May 26th
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May 26th
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“Very secure people are not funny, bottom line.”
– Paul Feig
May 26th
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May 26th
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Someone Explain One-Night Stands to Me →
If you come over to my house, I need to know your first and last name. I need to have your phone number and a person who we both know so you can’t disappear forever in case you murder me. Ultimately, it comes down to this: How embarassing would it be for me to be talking to a detective at a precinct after you tried to rape and murder me in my home, and not be able to tell them your name or any...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Online Dating Secrets, As Revealed By Math Majors →
Couples who met on OkCupid and then left the site to pursue their relationship agreed most often on these three questions: “Do you like horror movies?” “Have you ever traveled around another country alone?” and “Wouldn’t it be fun to chuck it all and go live on a sailboat?” 1. No. 2. Yes. 3. Maybe for, like, a month.
May 23rd
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Let's Agree to Disagree
Me: Oh my God, look at that guy's handlebar mustache.
Karen: I wanna motorboat it.
Me: I wanna shave it off in his sleep.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun... →
I’m really disappointed that this event takes place on a weekday, when many punthusiasts like myself are at work. Also, there is a WORLD PUN CHAMPION? New life goal.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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WatchWatch
Max: “I’m Italian, I can make those jokes.” Gabe: “You are only half Italian.” Max: “And I’m only being half as racist as I’d like to be, so it works out.”
May 22nd
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May 21st
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