October 2009
September 2009
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Coming Out in Middle School →
Though dating and sexual activity were a reality for some of the middle-schoolers I spent time with, others were more concerned with simply making gay friends their age….Many, like Austin in Michigan, had never met another openly gay boy.
“He has his close girl friends, but he doesn’t have any gay friends,” his mother told me. To meet other gay people, he has gone with his father to...
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My favorite e-mail this week
From: Andrew Rossi Date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 at 9:30 PM Subject: (no subject) To: Me Beanie babies newsletter? Your career is over starting tomorrow morning. I’m adding a blurb about it to my email signature.
Unsolved Mysteries from Last Night
How did I completely overturn and spill the contents of the bin at the foot of my bed?
Why were there a pair of jeans sitting on my bedroom floor, soaking wet?
Why does my left middle finger hurt?
Who was the supposedly cute guy Erica saw Kate and I talking to outside of Bar None?
How the hell did we finagle a ride in a stretch limo?
Barbarians at the Gate →
This article made me want to barf. If you’re not good-looking or “fashionable” (although “white jeans and moccasins…anything bright pink, yellow” sounds kind of gauche to me) enough, even $10,000 can’t get you into the fanciest clubs in Moscow.
Lately, I’ve been thinking about what my philosophy in life is, and I think it basically comes down to...
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This might have been the highlight of my week (so far).
(via gifparty)
The dude: Your dress looks like a shirt.
Me: That's why it's called a shirt dress.
Wild Turkeys Terrorize Jersey Neighborhood →
Man up, Jersey. Once, an overly aggressive turkey tried to follow my mom into our garage, so she got out her air rifle and shot it (don’t worry, the turkey was not harmed—the BB pellets just bounced off its feathers). That’s how we do in Connecticut.
6 women slapped with assault charges after... →
You stay classy, Stamford/Norwalk.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Repeat until death.
I just called the dude for the express purpose of telling him this awesome joke.
(via christinefriar)
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WatchI think I need a baby, just for entertainment purposes.
“Umbrellas are always good for whack-a-mole!”
– My mom, after I told her that a flasher exposed himself to my roommate on our block
Love this movie.
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Hi! Hi!
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“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you’re feeling bad, you just...”
– Charles Bukowski [That is actually my master plan.]
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