December 2009
2009 Was Actually Pretty Good
It seems like everyone on the Internet has concluded that 2009 was mostly awful, but it was actually a pretty good year for me — not to, you know, rub it in the faces of those who had a rough time or anything.
My family was healthy and didn’t have any grave financial troubles. I got promoted and went on my first business trip(s). I moved from Brooklyn to the East Village. I got to...
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New Tumblr-ers
I take partial credit for getting these folks to start Tumblrs. Follow them!
Erica: http://leckerlecker.tumblr.com/
Constantin: http://fragmentarium.tumblr.com/
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I sold my car, so I had to borrow my mom's
Dad: Two words: Be. Careful.
Me: I. Know. I'm not your son.
Dad: I know. I can tell, because you have longer hair.
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Eighteen People You're Scared of on Facebook →
My 2010 New Year's Resolutions
1. Be nicer. Always a good thing to keep in mind.
2. Say yes more often. “I don’t really feel like it” is not a good excuse to miss out on fun stuff.
3. Get my health in order. I actually went to pilates class a few times in the past month, so I need to stop patting myself on the back about it and keep going. I also need to find a doctor and dentist and get some check-ups to...
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He has a cell phone, but refuses to actually turn...
Me: Guys, what BlackBerry should I get?
Dad: You might as well ask me what nuclear reactor you should get.
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands →
Looks like I should be listening to Joanna Newsom…
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How I Convinced a Death-Row Murderer Not to Die →
I read this article in Esquire yesterday and I am still so baffled and disturbed by it.
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Things 50 Cent wants you to know about him
Choice selections from 50 Cent’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” in Us Weekly:
5. My mental space is occasionally interrupted by a lust demon.
7. I have a dog named Oprah.
13. I often watch adult entertainment.
17. I want to date a blind woman so she can see me exactly the way I want her to.
20. I’m one of the coolest people alive.