January 2009
Seriously, Though, Nestor Carbonell Wears Eyeliner →
THAS WHAT I’M SAYIN’!
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People Who Deserve It #94: Wintry Mix →
What the fuck Wintry-Mix? How about you make up your mind, resolve your cognitive dissonance and stick to one meteorological occurrence at a time? Our shoes are soaked, our faces are frozen and the only thing heated is our temper….
If we had to “suggest” one target at which to aim your frozen fists, it would be the weatherman too lazy to come up with an original name for a storm front....
WatchThe clips with Emily Yoffe are especially hilarious. This reminds me of when my mom needs to shave the cats’ butts (fun fact: when you have long-haired cats, you have to trim their butt fur or their poo gets stuck in it) and it requires at least three people to get the job done.
WatchWhen real Nazi zombies come for us and everyone thinks it’s just a joke, I blame you, Austin hax0rs.
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“In this totally media-saturated world, I do have the distinct feeling that...”
– A New York Observer story on New York’s growing population of male prostitutes (via anonymousghostwriter)
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“You have great style and grace. Sometimes a pottie mouth but I think you are...”
– E-mail from my mom (I do not deny the pottymouth charge.)
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Makeover Shows Correspond With Increased Body... →
Uh, duhhh. Kind of like that time my mom watched one too many episodes of Extreme Makeover and offered to buy me veneers for my teeth. Which are fine.
WatchI am Stains the Zombie Dog’s #1 fan! Because I love cupcakes, too. Don’t really want to know why he’s named “Stains,” though.
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WatchI watched In the Valley of Elah last night, and it was really good-but-depressing (like pretty much every movie I’ve seen lately, besides Slumdog Millionaire). It reminded me of this New York Times article from last year.
“You know, I’m concerned about the size of the package.”
– Rep. John Boehner, New York Post (via nickdouglas)
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