December 2008
I cannot stop listening to “Lullaby”...
November 2008
Police to hand out flip-flops to drunken women in... →
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m sure the £30,000 they’re spending on free flip-flops for idiot girls who wear shoes they can’t walk in could be put to much better use.
My Top 5 Xmas Songz
Since tomorrow is officially December, I guess I have to stop getting annoyed about hearing Christmas music. So, I bring you…Alyssa’s Top 5 Favorite Awesome Xmas Songz (the X and the Z make it cooler):
5. Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon (sorry, Lennon always trumps McCartney)
3. What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
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There's Probably No Worse Way to Die
A Wal-Mart employee in suburban New York died after being trampled by a crush of shoppers who tore down the front doors and thronged into the store early Friday morning, turning the annual rite of post-Thanksgiving bargain hunting into a frenzy. The 34-year-old employee, who was not identified, was knocked down by a crowd that broke down the doors of the Wal-Mart at the Green Acres Mall in Valley...
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“The idea that you’re isolated when you’re online is, to me, just wrong,” says Keith Hampton, a sociologist at the University of Pennsylvania who did an extensive ethnography of “Netville,” a new, 100 percent wired community in suburban Toronto. “It’s an inherently social medium. What starts online moves offline, and what starts offline goes online.” Which explains why the people with whom you...
22-Year-Olds Don't Read the Paper, Y'All!
My favorite part of the Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker interview:
Diane Sawyer: You hadn’t seen [Eliot Spitzer] in the paper?
Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker: No. He looked familiar, but I was 22 years old. I wasn’t reading the papers, I was so involved in my life.
FATTY’S RAMPY PUMPY →
Yep, that’s a real headline. You stay classy, Daily Star.
Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn’t been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the “Butt...
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Shuba Inu Dude Cam →
interweber:
Like the idea of a puppy cam, but can’t stand puppies?
Ahahaha hilarious. Sorry, the puppy cam is way cuter, though.
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What happens to your body if you drink a Coke...
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing...
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WatchI can only hope, hope, hope that someday I will give birth to an adorable, genius nerdlet like Tavi!
WatchThe READing Paws program combines reading, kids and dogs — three of my favoritest things ever!
Students say Hector [the dog] likes books about Arthur, a cartoon aardvark who’s popular on PBS. His favorite, says 9-year-old Jazib Shivji, is the one about Arthur dreaming about being scared of people seeing his underpants. “Hector thinks that’s very funny,” Jazib said...
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