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You Say You Want a Devolution?
Since 1992, as the technological miracles and wonders have propagated and the political economy has transformed, the world has become radically and profoundly new. (And then there’s the miraculous drop in violent crime in the United States, by half.) Here is what’s odd: during these same 20 years, the appearance of the world (computers, TVs, telephones, and music players aside) has changed hardly at all, less than it did during any 20-year period for at least a century. The past is a foreign country, but the recent past—the 00s, the 90s, even a lot of the 80s—looks almost identical to the present.
As a child of the ’90s, I’m not really on board with this statement. Has Kurt Andersen never seen Fuck Yeah Ugly ’90s Clothes? I don’t think you’d mistake any of those people for being from the year 2012.
Yeah, people still wear plaid shirts and jeans and sneakers, but those things all look pretty different today, in terms of cut, fit and color. And some things are just classics that never go out of style — Converse Chuck Taylors, Levi’s 501s and Ray-Ban Wayfarers have all endured since the ’50s. But I think that says more about the timelessness of those items themselves than fashion being stagnant overall.
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Obama for America: The Lily Ledbetter Act
“An anonymous coworker—to this day, I don’t know who—had left a pencil-written note on a torn piece of paper with some numbers on it. It showed how much more my male coworkers were making, even though they had less education, training and experience.
I’d been at Goodyear almost 20 years, and was still making 20 percent less than the lowest-paid male supervisor in my same position. I’d been praised and promoted by my bosses, but rewarded with much smaller raises than my male coworkers got.
It hit me in the gut like a ton of bricks. I immediately thought of the countless overtime hours that I worked every chance I could, and realized I was paid for them based on an unfair salary. All those good days of work hadn’t earned me the good day’s pay I deserved.
It was about fairness, and it was against the law.”
—Lilly Ledbetter writing in the Charlotte Observer today. Three years ago, President Obama made a fair pay act that bears her name the first bill he signed into law as president.
Ladies, always make sure you know what you’re worth. Ask friends who have left your company what they think you should be making, ask friends who work in your industry at different companies, ask recruiters who reach out to you with job offers (if you want this to happen, make sure you have a detailed LinkedIn profile set up and connect with everyone you know), do research online (Glassdoor is a good resource and here’s a helpful guide I found for the public relations industry).
Then, once you know how much you should be making, state your case to your employer as to why they should give you that much (well, that much plus a few thousand dollars more, in case they bargain you down), based on what you’ve contributed to the company. And if they won’t give it to you, and they don’t offer a good reason why, find a company that will. Sometimes it’s as easy as just working up the courage to ask, which men do all the time.
It’s important to remember that no boss is just going to hand you tons more money. That just doesn’t make business sense. But if you’re great at your job, it’s easier and less expensive for them to give you what you’re worth than to try to replace you. So get it, girl!
jobs careers women feminism obama equal pay work moneyI made it about 40 minutes into The Tree of Bored to Death, as I like to call it, before I gave up and went to sleep.
movies oscars the tree of life boringRick Santorum is totally gonna choose Jim Bob Duggar as his running mate. They’re planning to shake a lot of hands and kiss a lot of dead babies.
politics election 2012 rick santorum jim bob duggar WTFThe nails on the bus go round and round…can’t decide if I like these or not.
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nails nail polish beauty sally hansen salon effectsNot a Fair Question
I’ve never been the type of girl who thinks men are from Mars and women are from Venus, the type who speaks in platitudes like, “Men suck,” when a friend is having dude problems. I have a brother, and male friends, and I’ve dated men who have been incredibly kind to me and who I still consider to be great people. But lately, my faith in the inherent goodness of the opposite sex as relatable humans, and not untrustworthy opponents, has been waning.
Today on the subway, I overheard two hipster guys, who looked to be in their late 20s or so, talking about girls. I had to use all my willpower to refrain from shooting daggers at them with my eyes. Highlights included:
“I don’t need to be in a relationship. I haven’t been in one in six years. I’m just going to keep going the way it is, until she’s not cool with it anymore.”
“I don’t need a relationship either. But it’s nice to sort of latch on to someone a little bit, you know? I like the little shorty [yes, he really said ‘little shorty’]. But she’s just always there.”
I’ve been that girl. I’ve been both of those girls. And she’s “cool with it” and “always there” because she cares about you and wants you to care about her enough that you’ll date her for real. And call her your girlfriend. And carve out a little space in your life where she can fit. She doesn’t want a ring, or expensive gifts, or to tag along on outings with your bros, or much more than you’re probably already giving her. She just wants you to care, really care, and show it. You wouldn’t think that would be too much to ask, but somehow it seems to be.
And once she stops being cool with pseudo-dating you and gathers up enough self-respect to walk away, it doesn’t even matter, because there are plenty of other girls out there who will take her place, addled by oxytocin, harboring the same secret wishes. And there are, unfortunately, too many men out there like you. For her, the question becomes, is it better to half-date someone or have no one at all?
It’s not a fair question.
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Bought the cutest Italian dictionary on the planet today.
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