Emoji usage runs in the family. (P.S. I wasn’t being mean, I was juh-oking!)

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Rip my heart out, why don’t you?

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I mostly just dress like a boy child. I dunno what’s wrong with me either.

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Analog reading material.

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My friends make fun of my jorts now, but I used to wear jorts WITH TWEETY BIRD ON THEM. I love this whole look so hard; the sidepony is clutch. (Also, that is the only fish I’ve ever caught in my life. I threw it back.) #tbt

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Oh hey, my ride’s here.

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Grumpy Cat and I are not happy with the weather in New York this season.

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Really gonna miss my comfort cat when I go back to my apartment. She hardly left my bedside for almost 3 weeks. (at Galella Cat Sanctuary)

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Sunning my pale-ass, sickly self. (at Galella Cat Sanctuary)

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Emily was born in the wild and never lost her love of eating grass (then puking it up). (at Galella Cat Sanctuary)

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Woodland Creature

woodlandcreature
Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.

These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.

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