I wish I could quit you.

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Happy Father’s Day to this sassy beast who spawned me. He’s somehow both a goofball and a hardass but I probably inherited that from him. Love him lots.

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Buzzards Bay.

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About dat cat shirt lyfe. #cantstopwontstop #matchingglasses (at Swifts Beach)

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Today’s to-do list. (at Swifts Beach)

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“What is a grrrit?” #mycousinvinny #bestmovieever (at Crack O’ Dawn)

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At the diner early with all the old folks. Figured my shirt would fit right in. (at Crack O’ Dawn)

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Quick reminder from the coffee shop bathroom.

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“Give me all the pettings and nobody gets hurt.”

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I’d buy this junk if it meant I’d get to hug a raccoon…

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About

Woodland Creature

woodlandcreature
Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

Hate mail, bad PR pitches and offers of riches can be sent to woodlandcreatureblog at gmail.

These opinions are hers alone and do not reflect the views of her employer, clients or mom. Nobody pays her to write about products or gives her free stuff, but it'd be cool if they did.

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