Truly the best photo ever taken of me, if we are being honest. #tbt #demonbaby

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Awesome blossoms on my street.

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Just finished the latest Sedaris and came home to find this one about my favorite animals on my doorstep. What is the universe trying to tell me??

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My dad took a liking to this foxy customer and asked my mom out after fixing her car. #srsly #hegotgame #metbyaccident

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The new New York State licenses are BONKERS.

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Secret stash.

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Real thrilled my dad dragged me to the Corvette Museum. #badatsmizing

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The. Boss. #obligatoryblurryconcertshot

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#tbt dyeing Easter eggs

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Realized my dad is a Louis Chevrolet lookalike. His Chevy obsession must be innate.

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Woodland Creature

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Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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