Alyssa is from the woods of Connecticut, lives in New York City's East Village and works in tech PR at a digital agency in Brooklyn. It's safe to assume she's always at least half-joking.

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Have you ever had sunbutter? It is a lot like peanut butter, but made of sunflower seeds. Very tasty. This whole GoPicnic meal (490 calories) is great.
(Want more yummy diet food?)

Have you ever had sunbutter? It is a lot like peanut butter, but made of sunflower seeds. Very tasty. This whole GoPicnic meal (490 calories) is great.

(Want more yummy diet food?)

Source: gopicnic.com


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Ooh, I love my Hipmunk T-shirt so much! (Taken with instagram)

Ooh, I love my Hipmunk T-shirt so much! (Taken with instagram)


Delicious GoPicnic lunch today. The lemon pepper tuna spread looks kinda like cat barf, but it tastes great, I swear. Only 320 calories for the entire box.
(Want more yummy diet food)?

Delicious GoPicnic lunch today. The lemon pepper tuna spread looks kinda like cat barf, but it tastes great, I swear. Only 320 calories for the entire box.

(Want more yummy diet food)?

Source: gopicnic.com


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Maddie the Huge pup has such a sweet little face.
(Taken with instagram)

Maddie the Huge pup has such a sweet little face.

(Taken with instagram)


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Ha. Note to self: check this out later.
(Taken with instagram)

Ha. Note to self: check this out later.

(Taken with instagram)


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I have no idea what kind of bagel this neon orange one is, but I’m about to find out! #bageltuesday (Taken with instagram)

I have no idea what kind of bagel this neon orange one is, but I’m about to find out! #bageltuesday (Taken with instagram)


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Huge dog Tootsie is so excited we’re on the Ad Age A-List, she can’t even sit still!

Huge dog Tootsie is so excited we’re on the Ad Age A-List, she can’t even sit still!


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Huge pup Sophie woke up from a nap to smile for the camera!

Huge pup Sophie woke up from a nap to smile for the camera!


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I don’t know how many calories this is, but I’m incapable of turning down a piece of hot-pink cake. (Taken with instagram)

I don’t know how many calories this is, but I’m incapable of turning down a piece of hot-pink cake. (Taken with instagram)


My new Missoni for Target cardigan is making me happy this morning.  (Taken with instagram)

My new Missoni for Target cardigan is making me happy this morning. (Taken with instagram)


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