My friends make fun of my jorts now, but I used to wear jorts WITH TWEETY BIRD ON THEM. I love this whole look so hard; the sidepony is clutch. (Also, that is the only fish I’ve ever caught in my life. I threw it back.) #tbt
When I get called a mom, it’s usually because I value my sleep cycle or know how to get stains out of things, but last night was the first instance I’ve ever felt conscious of it outside of my friends giving me (loving, tender) shit.